"Sasquatch made my
eyeballs bleed - yet I could
still see! It's a miracle I tell
you!!"
Mr Bryan Maidan,
Fisherman, London
"They owe me a
fiver."
Mr Jack Sabbath,
Petfood Representative, Los
Angeles
"Sasquatch showed me
how to love again twenty minutes
after my husbands death."
Mrs Judith Priest,
Widow/Librarian/Pagan High
Priestess, Totnes
"Quite frankly, they
give me the horn"
Dr Ted
Zepplin, Primary School Teacher,
Lancs.
"Wow! I thought
scrunging my eyeballs was
psychadelic...!!! "
Mr Pierce
For'fears, Criminal Profiler,
Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
"Man! Would they ever
tone it down!?!"
Ms Dawn
Jovi, Admin Assistant,
Bournemouth
"Well my pussy just
loves them!"
Miss Stacey
Deacey, Cat Protection Worker,
Shetland Isles
"You play in
Sasquatch? You're braver than I
thought!"
Princess Leia on
her first date with Jonnie Rice
"They may be one hunk
of funk, but they're the fastest
band in the galaxy"
Mr Gee
Ses Twice, Carpenter, Nazareth
(retired)